Edward? Who the … Is Edward?
Scissorshand?
Hmmmmmm … Try citizenfour

Soory Bud … The pencils were outlawed.
Ahhhhh welll … After they shut down all the pulpmills … Well many o
f them … The paper became so expensive … What was the point in pencils?

Copy? … Outlawed that too …

Only in Canada? Nah … It’s not tea.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/11/guardian-view-whistleblowers-heroes-working-public-interest

Whooooooo .. George … You think you got eyes in back of your wee head?