Things get curiouser and curiouser as Alice falls further and further down the hole. No doubt the Queen will explain everything, reasons Alice as she makes her way to the T-Party.

The Queen however is equally perplexed and hands Alice over to her ministers who have all been trained in the best Universities of the land.

Alice, not quite understanding the whole matter as clearly she would like, is at the mercy of the ministers who, after assuring her that they have only her best interests at heart, have recently approved and signed lucrative contracts with a myriad of tea-pot manufacturers who have invented an amazing new spoutless sans-handle tea-pot that is unconditionally guaranteed to never spill a drop of tea.

http://canadianatheist.com/2017/01/demystifying-the-gallagher-index/