Surely Russia has Grannies!
May the force be with all those Russian Grannies
Hmmm … Suppose the Grannies might be behind that door
Just as I thought! Those Russian Grannies have been busy. They’ve been knitting.
And may the Russian Grannies be supported by their elected leader
Could it be a case of juvenile jealousy? … Over the most incredibly beautiful Olympic Games ever?