OK this is it.

My Opus … Or is that Opis?

No matter George. It is a go. All I need now are the musicians … Actors … Director … Oh yes and the money to pay them.

Agent? What agent?

Sorry George … Don’t know any agents … Need money to hire artists … Went knocking on doors

Knock knock:http://www.grants-canada.org/cgi-sys/suspendedpage.cgi
Answer: Nobody here.

Knock knock:http://www.canada.ca/en/index.html
Answer:Not artist friendly it seems.

Knock knock:http://www.esdc.gc.ca/eng/seniors/funding/index.shtml
Answer:Must be too busy with poli-phonesesis.

Knock knock:http://www.esdc.gc.ca/eng/funding/index.shtml
Answer:Much is ongoing. Suppose that is an answer to “What is going on?”

Knock knock:http://www.grants-loans.org/programs.php
Answer:Might be the polite version of RTFM.