Not hummer! No hummers aloud. That too … Thought I was being polite. The thing the world needs more of
Hummus? By the way, what does hummus have to do with hummers?
Both are things a mother might consider examining very closely.
“The earth is our mother.” That, if I recall, is what the wise old elder said … Nothing about hummers … Nothing about hummus. Way back in the early 20th century … Who knew anything about hummus … Or about hummers? No idea, George. Still, something for a wise mother to consider looking at … Closely.
Besides, what is a mother? Think about it. She feeds you. She loves you. She protects you.
So here you go George …
Don’t forget to share.
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So, what is a central user, George?
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As for accounting …
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So, what do you think?
As I indicated, You must decide which hat to wear.
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Well really what is the point in having a grand assortment of hats of many colours if you don’t have a place to hang your hat? Tell me that.
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George, why do you torment me with your silly questions?
How do I know what colour … And does it really matter as long as the job gets done and the paycheque gets cashed?
What! What on earth is that?
Well … It is a catalogue of products someone might want to purchase … An online catalogue. In my newfound search for a means to support myself I thought …. EUREKA! I post a link to a catalogue … People can order from the catalogue I post … Then when they pay for there purchase I get a commission on every item they buy … is that brilliant or what?
Hmmmm … Little glitch … I’ve been doing this for many years. So far I’ve received nary a cent in Commission.
Figure this out for me will you, George?
Takes money to buy food that one needs in order to eat. Cannot eat air. Cannot wish food out of thin air.
Foodbank? Hmmmm well … Kd is ok for an occasional treat but have you ever imagined a permanent pasta diet?
No no … Want to eat … Need money … Ahhhh that is just the beginning
So alas the jobhunt … Nowadays on the internet wheat’n’chaff adventure … Mostly chaff.
So … What is this
Hmmm … Guess it really is how you play the game, huh George?
What do you mean … Buyer beware … Of what?
What it all comes down to is fame and fortitude? Is that what you said, George?
Explain yourself please
Welll … Remember that one … Duelin’ Banjos … Tune up and let’s have a great jamm
Who you callin’ an old bag, George? Watch your tongue!
Whatever you say, George …
Read your lips? Depends what language I guess …
What’s that you were saying, George … That one about the devil being in the details?
Yep … Sure is a puzzle … Pretty though …
Surely not another sha-win-or-lose-a-gate!
Aha … I see … Well almost … Sort of …
Round and round about she goes …
Where the doc stops … Who really knows?
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Now … That’s more like it … Pictures … Colour … Font … Smiles …
So … What do you suppose happened, huh George? Any idea?
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So? What are debarred entities?
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Too many questions? How is an old granny to get any answers if she asks no questions?
Rita who? No, no, George, that’s RETA … Get the picture?
Why do we need to build better moustraps? Because of all the crumbs of course.
It all comes down to outlook … Doesn’t it, George?
Hmmmmm … What do I think? Needs some interesting pictures … Actually just needs pictures … And about that sans-serif font … Welll back to the drawing board George … As they say … Keep your eye on that dummy … Better luck next time
Anti-corruption manual? Cool! Any pictures?
Old news George?
Also … oil and gas, mining and metallurgy, and environment and water … If that isn’t boring enough … Highways too? Imagine being the owner of a highway … You’d probably be expected to do roadkill cleanup …. Yeckkkk
That is quite enough, George …
Real estate too?
Jobs huh … Well first you see it then … Oops too late … Sorry George. Better luck next life
There you go George … Everything you never wanted to know
You call them George … Remember who I am? You know … The little old Grannie from la Mancha.
Here in Canada you want to eat … Pay the bills … You know all those ho-hum things … First you find a good job …
Then you travel back and forth between New Brunswick and Alberta … Then … Well see for yourself
Like a bowl of KD? Comfort food while we sit and discuss Canada’s identity crisis … Sure we do!
Otherwise why would we need a corporate identity program?
Eat or get educated? What sort of choice is that George?
Priority? A matter of establishing priorities?
No George … It often is a matter of starving Paul to feed Peter … Or would it be more profitable to feed Paul and starve Peter?
Some challenge … International relations, huh?
You think we could make money advertising Kraft Dinner, do you?
What’s for supper, George? That depends … Did they work? Where is their pay? Did they make enough to buy food? Surely the government is helping them find work … Surely …
What did we hear about all those unfilled positions? What callcentres? Unskilled workers? Well what is the government doing to help them become skilled workers?
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Hmmmmmmmm now if only this were not my day of rest …
Wicked? Who are you calling wicked, huh George, huh?
Music? Food for the soul … God knows many souls might starve otherwise. Musicians have to eat too.
But if it was for a good cause …
Good Workers need good jobs
George … What is all that foolishness!
War? Canadians don’t want wars.
Unh unh George … By no stretch of the imagination. There is nothing humanitarian about dropping bombs on another country.
Now if we were to drop food packages … Well that is something that I would consider humanitarian.
So if Canada is about to drop anything into Syria … Well maybe it should be food packages … Does that make sense?
Canadians are not bullies by nature … We don’t go around dropping bombs.
Respect. Sure George … I respect all heads of nations equally.
While I might have a bit more affection for our own Prime Minister … Charity does begin at home.
As for the bullies …
Ok George … Very funny …
Well George, if it would work …
So George … Where do I order my breadcrums.
And if it is our destiny to forever be the servers and the waiters … Offering the best of the fruits to the nutrino-garbed emperors of our time …
If it is our destiny to serve the choicest morsels to a multitude … Not of persons … But of nameless numbered companies whose suicides have been determined before any board ever met over their first sumptious repast …
What if a strange voice were to boom from the heavens and command:
“Gather all the breadcrumbs and make meatloaf for the whole of humanity.
Serve with love, justice and compassion.
No person shall eat except from yon meatloaf
Each person shall share yon meatloaf equally
No person shall be denied a fair share of yon meatloaf
Each person shall be charged according to his means.”
“If it is thy will” … My recipe for destiny based on a work by Leonard C.