Global Initiative
Granny World
Well … Why not?
Isn’t Seniority what rules the world? That’s what the Union folks
So they say …
In Granny World
Granny rules with love.
Granny wants Democracy Is Granny going Off her Rocker? Granny better be careful. If she gets too nosy or noisy or demanding or assertive or political … The werkers might haul her away to the Seniors’ Special Care Lock-up. Will someone please warn Granny. SHE MUST LEARN TO BEHAVE HERSELF.
Granny Knits with love.
Granny tells Tales
Granny tells more Tales
Granny in the Kitchen
Granny Blogs
So … Has Granny learned her lesson? Is she being a well behaved little Granny and sitting quietly in her rocker crocheting Granny Squares to make a nice warm comforter to give away free to some good cause. Well, isn’t that how the world expects a respectable Granny to behave?
Oh dear, oh dear, there she goes again.
Granny visits Portland
Granny in Chernobyl
Granny joins Peace Brigade
Granny visits Grannies in Peru
Granny asks for Global Action
Granny wonders about Granny Pensions
Granny gets cold feet … Needs a New Quilt
Granny seeks Justice
Granny learns to Make it
Alas if Granny just can’t make it on her own. What happens then?
What will Granny do? Will Granny take up bad habits? Will Granny’s friends and family desert her? Will granny turn to a life of crime? Will Granny find a new hobby to keep her out of mischief?
Granny … the Pirate Granny
Granny sniffs … The cargo Holy Smoke
Granny goes to Prison
NewsNose
Here in Canada? How does it go? Something about No news is good news? Does that make sense.
Considering how the news is being filtered … Big Brosister you mean? Hmmmmmm
What is a poor old Granny to do?
So George, what do you think?
Quality Control … I think quality control might be worth looking at George. All the old Grannies of the world … after having lived so long and seen so much … Well surely grannies must have some idea about quality. How about a world-wide grannie consultation on quality control?
And since quality control begins with education. Well, yes, George. If there is no quality control in education, how do we teach future generations to distinguish between real medicine and snake oil. Grannies need to wake up and realize that one day soon …
… Hmmm you know George …
I’m sure you know about the population getting older … And one of these days all these grannies will find themselves at the mercy of the younger generation … Well all I’m saying, George is that the grannies need to realize this and speak up before it is too late. Otherwise, George, the grannies might just find themselves being force-fed snake oil in their final days.
So, where do grannies begin? Glad you asked, George. Ever heard of GIQAC?
How about ORBICOM?
Which is? Oh ohhhhhh … Was is it?< Any Grannies there? Did any Grannies get invited?
Hmmmm chosen by lot? You think?
Just imagine … Nowadays … Canada is one big box George … Sort of … Ever see a real ballot box George? Not like they used to be. One time ballot boxes were made of metal.
You don’t get it do you George?
Type used to be produced with metal too. Took a little more time, more effort. A ticking clock meant there was time to think things over. Not all news all the time was about a ticking clock.
What about news outside of Canada? What about it?